Well if they're like, anything like on tv they seem like they'd suck anyway.

[He gives a small scoffing noise.]

You say that like I wasn't already. Geez, I make the mistake of going out in the wilderness one time and get attacked by monsters.

[It's definitely an exaggeration; he preferred staying inside on his computer or phone or whatever else rather than going out into 'nature and junk', but that was just preference. He's pretty sure if--when--he goes home, however, he's going to spend at least a solid month inside doing nothing.]